Head lice had to have been a problem at Hogwarts.
Unless they just magic’d out of that shit.
Golf Kart Terror Squad
Ah yes. The Golf Kart. The only vehicle that can be driven 11/10th- wide open- for 20 years and not break.
Honestly, I’ve logged about 10,000 hrs in the AIR in one of these things. I can land this thing better than any USAF/NAVY pilot.
You need 4x4 and a lifted truck to navigate a muddy swampy field? give your balls a tug.
Meat Beaters Car Club
Do you run “Square Stance”?
Big meaty tires on all 4 corners?
Lots of sidewall? Like… LOOOTS. But not a 4x4 Pickup-truck?
Do you also track day?
Meat Beaters Car Club is for you.
Japanese cars make bad ass hot rods too.
50’s Chevy sedan? WRONG.
This is a mid-late 50’s Prince (Nissan) ALSID-1 SKYLINE. The “OG” Skyline.
RB swapped of course, with a single Garbage Can Sized” Pro-Mod turbski.
Gasser style too.
Creating/Reactivating an Instagram Account: HOW TO!
Instagram won’t let me post my work- they deactivated my account it because it “violated” their bull-shit “terms”. And now I can’t get it reactivated.
Meanwhile, bots can take over your account and Instagram won’t lift a finger about it because they don’t give a two-staged flying fuck.
HEY INSTAGRAM: EAT SHIT.
It's a Jeep.
For them JEEPLIFE peeps out there.
And yes, the front diff cover is a pumpkin.
#DOITFORTHEGUAC
I live my life a bowl of guac at a time… Like a basic white girl.
OMG GUYZ TEQUILA SHOTS? LIKE NOW?
Drift vettes.
A certain forum on the interwebs will tells ya that the C5 vette is sacred- tracking or drifting it is an absolute “No-no”, and that they should be “preserved for future value”.
Those people are spare parts.
In Soviet Russia, race car race you.
VAZ 2101. Gasser.
10 Litre V8 from a Soviet WW2 tank or something.
Supercharger imported from the US and A.
Runs on pickled cabbage like a real race car should- to hell with Democratic Capitalist US and A using “race gas”- pffff.
Lenco race trans- built by couzin Lencovich in Siberia.
Original body was raced by Stalin himself in his rebellious years.
Damn Squatch stole my GD sled again.
So I was just given’er in BC and this Sasquatch clotheslined me off my sled. Stole it along with my converse boots. Last I saw was a damn hairy ass ripping off over the mountain at about 110 MPH.
If found, please contact me.
METAL NUGGETS
I was commissioned to illustrate metal chicken nuggets after a night of discussing things like concerts, metal, pop punk, and chicken nuggets.
HAPPY HOT CHOCOLATE FEST!
HAPPY HOT CHOCOLATE MONTH/FEST
Because apparently February is hot chocolate month or something.
The START
The VERY FIRST ever. This is the OG right here.
Body? PINK AF.
Big Block- ugh- Chevy… CHECK.
8-71 Blower? CHECK.
Hillborn 4 port Mechanical Fuel Injection? YUP.
4 Speed? Maybe. Probably.
Solid front end? IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION? CHECK. Duhhh.
Driver? RANCID BANANA.