Also kale is gross.
No sane person thinks "Hmm, yes. I shall make this delicious, healthy, smoothie then add pieces of green plant that tastes like I decided to give last years lawn clippings a tongue bath." Figure it out.
Growing Plants is a SCAM
Plants are one of the largest financial mistakes a young human can put themselves into.
The damn things survive like max of 2 days.
And no. No your damn succulents are just as fragile.