COVID 2019.
Is SOFAKING RAD.
Quarantine safe ya’ll. If you sneeze on me I’ll kick you in the gut.
DODGE POWER RAM
Its my buddies dodge 250.
He thinks its gonna be fast.
I think it’s gonna be slower than molasses in January.
F=MA. You want fast? you gotta shed some dodge parts.
COVID Social Distancing Masks
COVID Masks available from my Threadless store: https://therancidbanana.threadless.com/designs/rancid-mask
Best way to social distance is to become as ugly as fucking possible to people don’t talk to you.
Give your nuts a tug...
A couple hockey players come up to the produce stand the other day…
Halloween Madness
It’s almost that time of year again when millions of people go out and buy a bunch of pumpkins only to slice them open and scoop out their inside with an ice cream scoop.
Deciding what to draw and carve out of firm pumpkin flesh is always a bit tricky. Do you go goofy? creepy? or a bit of both?
#DoitForTheTunes
Do It For The Tunes.
F-150 SUPER DOODI
The Ecoboost Ford F-150. For when you gotta bog deep on the diaper run.
Subaru owners be like....
On my way to the vape store to load up on vape juice.
But then also NAPA to get new ringlands.
Cool lawyers drive a race car to work. Case closed.
Nothing will intimidate an opposing party like rolling into court with a 1959 Buick Invicta Gasser with some obscene 700+ cubic inch naturally aspirated all aluminum big block.
SQuatch
Client asked me to draw their dope Audi SQ5 driven by The Sasquatch.
The Sasquatch likes to take my shit.
CHONKY CHICKENS
Influenced by the Chickens of Hawaii.
Geckos are Spraying Nitrous. FACT.
Spent some time in Kauai.
Old Tacomas/Hilux everywhere.
Much cooler with a 632 cubic inch Chevy with a big supercharger and Hilborn fuel injection.
Plus, them geckos are defo’s sprayin.
Bathroom Owls
Someone was like “draw me some bathroom owls”
I said “k”
This is the result.
What is Sasquatch Thinkin?
This week sasquatch is thinking about some hairy ass female sasquatch.
Chilean Penguins
My GF’s cousins held me at gun point and demanded that I draw them penguins… penguins specifically from Chile.
Rotary Rods
The world needs more rotary powered sports cars and hot rods.
KALE THEM ALL
Also kale is gross.
No sane person thinks "Hmm, yes. I shall make this delicious, healthy, smoothie then add pieces of green plant that tastes like I decided to give last years lawn clippings a tongue bath." Figure it out.
Growing Plants is a SCAM
Plants are one of the largest financial mistakes a young human can put themselves into.
The damn things survive like max of 2 days.
And no. No your damn succulents are just as fragile.
Canadian coffee drinkers will appreciate this one.
KEWL BEANZ BRO
Kewl Beanz.